{{NSFW}}
It was a
hard day at school, I fapped 9 times. Then I came home, get it? CAME
home, yea. But when I arrived home I saw my Rayman game I bought on
eBay. When I put the game in my PS2 I noticed something shake, I ignored
it and started playing. Then the game was different you saw Rayman
raping a child! well actually it was a woman and it wasn't rape. I
carried on playing, because you know. Instead of stop playing it and
sending it back to the eBay seller. Then I saw Rayman being aggressive
to Globox, you really heard the anger in Rayman's voice and then Rayman
suddenly popped up and said: "why do you fap so much?". I decided then
to stop playing.
Later that night I fapped some more and then I
felt the urge to play GTA V. But when I started playing I saw Rayman
disemboweling Franklin, I was terrified and ran away outside with my
pants still down and cum leaking out of my dick and ran to the police
station. I got then arrested for public nudity, then I managed to bail
myself out and decided to go on twitter to look at some celebrities. I
especially liked Ariana Grande, I respected her beauty and her art and
never fapped on her.
Then she suddenly tweeted that she was at N
orange drive were is live, which at first wasn't a surprise to me
because the TCL theatre was just right around the corner. But later on
she tweeted: "I am waiting". And then I looked outside and saw a bunch
of menstruating fan girls fapping. I took my chance and walked outside
and decided to try and talk to her, but then suddenly a body guard said
that I had to be careful for going outside, I thought it was nothing
serious and walked outside and saw Ariana Grande's skinny corpse whipped
her corpse. But in closer inspection I realized it was Iggy Azalea, and
didn't care and walked away. And then later she tweeted that she was
away so I didn't care. But then I realized that it looked like Iggy
Azalea got punched to death. And it look like it was from a distance,
unreachable if you don't have any arms. And then I realized that the
Starbucks was still open and got some coffee and pissed in the coffee
makers eye. When I was sent out of the Starbucks I realized I didn't
even started playing that Rayman game.
When I started playing it
again and instead of all this time I can just return it to the guy on
eBay, I decided to just carry on and play it because I'm so smart. Then
the game started normally again and then Rayman had blood cum out of his
That rocks!